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Fuck Jokes:
 
  1. Short Takes
  2. Ten Fuckin' Limericks
  3. Fuck the Giant Penis
  4. Not-a-Fuck
  5. First Fuck
  6. F.U.C.K.
  7. Fat Fuck
  8. Oh Really
  9. That Fabulous Word
  10. Love Song
  11. The Power of Fuck
  12. Do Re Me
  13. Thanksgiving Day
  14. Fucking Broccoli
  15. Fuck 'em All
  16. It's Your Birthday
  17. Widow Kravitz's Parrot


 

 

Short Takes

What's the difference between a golfer and a parachutist?

A golfer goes whack...fuck.

A parachutist goes...fuck...whack.


Oral Sex after the age of 65... 

65 year old man and wife pass each other in the hallway.. One says "Fuck You" and the other says "Fuck you too"...


Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to 
visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
"Ah-ha!" the wolf said, "Now I've got u. And I'm gonna eat u!"
"Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily. "Damn it! Doesn't 
anybody fuck anymore?"


What's the difference between a shit and fuck? After a shit you don't have to kiss the turd. 


Bumper Sticker: 
"I'd love to fuck your brains out, but it looks as if somebody has beaten
me to it..."


Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on, indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served. One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Who turned on the fucking lights!?"

"Oh, no, sir, " the nearest flight attendant replied. "Those are the breakfast lights. You slept through the 'fucking lights'."

 

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